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I’ll prob get ‘shit’ for this but I stand by my sources.  I have a ‘friend’ who’s husband (stick with me here) used to work in the music ‘industry’.  Anyways,  He says he once went to lunch with Taylor Swift’s personal ‘assistant’ who CONFIRMED that Taylor Swift actually takes SHITS.  Yep, looks like little miss perfect takes big ole dumps just like the rest of us…

To make things more interesting, the way she does it is very ‘feline’ ish.  My source says that this dude he had lunch with, told him that Taylor has a BIG sandbox in her house.  Now, everytime she feels a #2 coming soon, she goes into this private room, puts on My Morning Jackets’ *The Waterfall, and makes the poo poo IN the sandbox.  When she is done, her mom comes in and racks sand over the crap..to cover up all the foulness (yes, confirmed it smells bad..from the neighbor).

*My Morning Jacket’s new studio release The Waterfall is in stores now!